M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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