Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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