You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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