I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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