I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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