come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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