that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
A+ Viking dick
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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