I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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