She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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