I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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