hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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