goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I need to stop coming to work sober
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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