Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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