You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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