Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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