All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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