it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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