I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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