he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
