What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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