Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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