everyone is single if you try hard enough
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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