If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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