How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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