Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
These tits shall not be calmed
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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