my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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