How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Someone signed my nipple.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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