Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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