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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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