I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Enjoy the penises
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