Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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