Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
