Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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