smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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