yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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