Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Randomize
