Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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