redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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