Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
