fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dicks are not precious.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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