No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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