those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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