Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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