just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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