Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dick very happy bro
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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