how can u be prego again
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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