that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Randomize
