If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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