Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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