I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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