is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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