Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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