Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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