Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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Oh Jesus.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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