I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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