If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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