i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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